Author: mattlang

  • Heading out!

    Heading out!

    Bye House
    Bye House!

    Here we go! 11:00-ish as they say. All loaded up and Pammie is behind the wheel on the first leg of the journey. Bye house, be kind to your caretakers. Bye street, bye, bye, bye…..whoops! Forgot the leg pillow. Hi street, hi house, hi pillow. C’mon to Montana. Repeat.

    Smooth sailin’ now. Looks like the Google’s gonna take us over through Vermont? Whoops, told Pam too late, missed the exit. Bad navi! Oh well, there will be a couple more exits I think.
    Looks like the Google wants us to head Down 495 now. Okeedokee then. Off we go! I’ll let you know what happens.

    Pammie kicked butt and drove us all the way to Sturbridge Mass. A solid 2 hour effort in her first stint at the wheel with me mumblin’ and grumblin’ in the passenger seat when we hit a huge traffic jam just outside of Haverhill. Come to find out, it was a rather bad accident. I’ll shut up now! A little history of Sturbridge and the Mass Pike is in order here. History according to ME, that is.

    When the Charlie Kohlhase Quintet used to tour a bit, we’d pick up John Turner at his house in the van. He’d spend a fair amount of time adjusting the seat, mirrors and all the other shiite he wanted to adjust and then he’d drive us out of Boston and when we got the Sturbridge truck stop on the Mass Pike, which is about a 45 minute drive, he’d pull in give up the pilot’s chair. So, to me, the Sturbridge Mass truck stop is really the John Turner truck stop. So, when Pam said she was going to drive first when we left, I said, naturally, “are you going to make it to the John Turner truck stop?

    The Turner truck stop turned out to be the perfect destination because Miss Pam had just about had enough…but…i’ve been to there many times and it’s a shithole of gargantuan proportions so we decided to take the exit instead. Neither of us has ever been to Sturbridge Village so, let’s see what that’s all about, shall we? Pam jumped out at a nondescript parking lot. I saw the sign for Sturbridge Village but somehow missed the turn so I took a different turn instead. The road got a little interesting and then we passed a lake. We both saw an odd sign as I tore by, a fishing sign AND a wheelchair sign. Hmmmm, handicapped fishing hole?! Let’s check THAT out!

    First lunch stop
    First lunch stop

    Quick u-ie and bang a right and…ahhh…dirt road and a nice, breezy lake. A little further and we cross a little bridge with a large section of the lake to our left and the smaller part to right. A couple hundred more feet down the road we see a right that leads into a nice dirt parking lot right next to the lake. I park the party van and we commence to exploring the place. Right next to the lake, the origins of the crazy sign are revealed; a handicapped accessible dock, right over the water with places in the rails to park one’s fishing pole and enjoy the beauty of the lake. This may be the first handicapped fishing dock I have ever seen! Pretty damn sweet!

    Pammie whips up a nice lunch of ziti salad, ham and cheese sandwiches and cape cod potato chips accompanied by a nice cold Sierra Nevada Ale. I collapse in a stupor of warm, balmy breezes, incredibly beautiful scenery and the extended, relaxed company of my best friend and lover. This is the first stop, on the first day, of our first ever almost-cross-country road trip and it’s already sublime. We both savor the moment silently chowing down and taking it all in.

    After that brief slice of  bliss. We stroll around a bit and look for a place to take a dip. The water is pretty funky and there’s a LOT of lily pads so we decide to bag the swimming idea and get back on the road. A quick cleanup and we hit it. We consult the Google for our exit strategy and it takes us to route 20 instead of right back to the pike. GREAT! We pass through Brimfield, which is an “Antique” center of the universe when the antique shows are in town. Fortunately, they are NOT in town today. Don’t get me wrong, I like an over-priced yard sale about as much as an unexpected finger pinch from a pair of old rusty pliers, but I’m glad we don’t have to plod through an endless traffic jam of shitboxes piloted by deal seeking bluehairs.

    making wet tracks
    Making wet tracks

    We’re both kind of spacey as lunch digests and the beers kick in. Western Mass blows by in a hazy, early summer, steamy blur and, shortly, we’re back on the pike. Pammie takes a good gander at the back of her eyelids for a while while I get in the the groove of piloting the party bus. This baby is a cruiser for sure. Set it, forget it, and take in the sights! The sky turns quite black and shortly we’re sailing along in a sea of hail-size raindrops. It’s pelting! I love to drive in this shit so on we go. We’re trying to hit Holley New York tonight and it’s looking good.

    We hit Holley NY around 7PM. Pam has scoped the scene out and we head toward the Erie Canal where there is a small park with camping facilities and showers. We poke around a bit. Make a few navigational errors and, finally, wind up in a beautiful little park right on the Erie Canal. There are some signs on the bathroom that tell you to call the local police to get in after hours so we make the call. Within a few minutes, a young officer arrives. We inquire about camping in the parking lot with the lily-white Langley party bus and he’s a tad skeptical. “That thing is a camper?”. I invite him to take a look inside. When he does he kind of shakes his head in disbelief and then says, “I have to call the chief to check if it’s okay to camp in the lot.”

    While he checks, Pam and I both comment to each other about how nice a spot this is and how we think the officer is going to let us stay. Sure enough, we get the thumbs up so I turn the bus around so the bikes aren’t out in the middle of the lot. We decide to take a tool around town on the bikes to check out the Holley, NY scene.

    This a beautiful little town and it appears that there ain’t much going on a Wednesday night! We head back to the campsite to cook dinner. Pammie cooks up a wonderful dinner with hot italian sausage, peppers, mushrooms and ziti salad. We eat out on a picnic table in the park and are both struck at how quiet and peaceful this spot is. Hopefully we continue this streak of luck tomorrow!

    Down for the night
    Down for the night
  • Epic Eurovan trip test run

    Almost completely loaded
    Almost completely loaded

    Father’s Day 2014. Perfect time to test our complete setup before heading out to Montana. We spent the morning loading up the Eurovan. Pam had done a little research and had found a spot in Yarmouth, Maine that looked good for biking and sightseeing. Having never spent any time in Yarmouth, other than passing through, it sounded perfect. After spending a while finding the best position for the bikes on the rack and loading every extra external storage spot, we took off. First stop, the grocery store for some breakfast supplies which we would eat on the way.

    To enjoy the journey and take our time on this incredibly beautiful day, we decided to head up Route 1 instead of 95! While still in York, we got behind “Fishy”. I don’t know what the hell this vehicle was but it looked like a toy! There were two people crammed in the little thang which looked like a Tonka toy replica of a delivery truck from the 50’s. When I got closer to it at a stop light I could see it had “Friday  is fish day” painted on the back just below the rear window and there was something painted on the sides but I couldn’t see enough of it to make it out. It sounded like it had a chainsaw engine and it smelled like it too but, what the hell, I took it easy and stayed behind the guy all the way to Kennebunk! What a riot! We were having fun watching people’s faces as “Fishy” plodded by in a cloud of gaseous fumes. Some smiled. Some waved. Some just shook their head in disbelief. Just before the turnoff to route 9 in Kennebunkport, “Fishy” revealed his destination. The Maine Diner. Of Course!! Perfect spot for “Fishy” to land. Maybe he was dropping off the morning catch? Trading it for some greasy eggs and watery coffee?

    little_fishy
    “Fishy”

    Fishy made us hungry. We needed a nice spot was to chill and chow, the staple of Eurovan travel. I pulled up the “eye in the sky”; google maps. We were in Biddeford and the Saco river was nearby so we went in that direction hoping to find an idyllic spot on the river. Quickly it became very clear that most (all!) of the riverfront property was private. We both came up with the idea of University of New England and went over and poked around a bit. We drove by a large tent where I imagined the commencement took place, right by the water but there was nowhere to park so we drove around a bit more and wound up in the employee parking lot. A dirt lot, right beside the dumpsters but also right next to the water with a great view of all the boats headed up the Saco River from Saco bay. We opened her up and fixed a breakfast of Bagels and cream cheese with some blueberries on the side and, while we were eating, Erin called to wish the old man a happy Father’s day! Wahoooo! We’re going to get to hang with her soon and it’s always wonderful to hear her voice!

    After lunch we headed out and I got us totally turned around on back roads. We wound up about 10 miles south on route one again! Time to head over to 95 so we actually make it to our destination before the sun sets.

    Close to Yarmouth, I pulled off 95 where I thought we ought to be. Hmmm, nothing looks like it’s supposed to. None of the landmarks are right. Dang. Musta blown by it. Turn around, try again. Hmmm still nothing but WAIIIT a minute, we’re in FALMOUTH…we’re headed to YARMOUTH…that’ll do it! Head to the right town and, PRESTO, the directions start making sense. And we’re driving ACROSS COUNTRY??!?!?

    We found a place to park, pulled the bikes down and headed out to check out Yarmouth. What a beautiful town with a nice bike/walking trail right in the middle of town winding around and over the Royal River. We stopped in Royal River Park for a breather. A short detour behind the Museum led to a boat launch where I spotted what I thought was a bridge (see below) but someone with a can of spray paint clearly thought it was something else (zoom the photo to see it’s proper label). Hmm, ya learn something every day. A couple more detours, wrong turns, etc. and we ended up on Route One again on our bikes…naaahhh! Too many nice spots to spend time near that hellhole! We rode up Main Street and wound around a few blocks downtown and then headed back to the Eurovan to go find something for dinner. Are you sensing a theme here?

    Bridge Over Royal River
    Bridge? Over Royal River

    A quick once through at the grocery store yielded some atlantic salmon, tomatoes, arugula, almonds, some feta cheese and a nice chardonnay. Our thought was to head back over by the Royal River, park and cook up dinner while sightseeing and hanging out. The town was very quiet for such a beautiful day and parking was plentiful but none of the spots were crying out to us. After getting up close on bikes, we decided to head towards the ocean to try and find a different spot. I’m kind of addicted to the “eye in the sky” – Goggle Maps. I thinks it’s so incredible that you can look down at your location from miles in the sky and see every detail. I guess it’s kind of a drag in the respect that there’s no mystery anymore. No getting totally lost but that’s a big benefit too!

    I just zoomed out until I could see where the ocean was and pointed the Eurovan on that direction. All the land around the ocean is very exclusive and private but there’s still plenty of public access and every once in a while, if you poke around a bit, a gem is waiting for you. Closer to the ocean the roads got narrower and windier and I had an SUV on my ass so I took a right turn at a fork where the road turned to dirt in front of us. The SUV went straight. We drove by large, manicured lawns, many leading down to the water, but no water access appeared so I turned around and decided to head down the dirt road where the SUV had gone. What the hell!?!? The road narrowed, and narrowed. There was a sign to watch for (not beware of) dogs and, at the bottom of a steep incline, the road emptied out on the rocks right next to the water! I thought about turning around but, FORGET THAT, I pulled out into the opening and parked. What an incredible spot!! Clearly, there was a small parking area and, after climbing around on the rocks a bit, we discovered a bunch of dinghies tethered to the rocks. This is a town “dock” made of rock where everyone moors their boats.

    View out the slider
    View out the slider from the passenger seat.

    We popped the top and commenced to taking in the sights! Not long into the cheese and cracker appetizer plate…oh yeah, I forgot, we got crackers too…a young girl came walking down the road, out onto the rocks, with a small dog on a leash. She reluctantly said hello. Moments later, another kid came down with another dog. We assumed they were together. I though they may live in the house just above us on the rocks and they were coming down to make sure we weren’t going to spend the night. Then the mom came down with another kid and they walked to the front of the rocks by the water to hang out.